I learnt a new chapter in my life today ..that is
Panner Butter Masala, also famously known as PBM
Its a very easy subzi to cook (provided your mom is standing next to you :) )
All you need is 2 normal sized onions's paste
Tomatoe paste (again 4 normal sized )
Garlic and chiili paste to add that extra spice (in the dish ;) only)
Mix all of this till you think you are wasting your eneergy by stirring the sppon in the kadai (that shud be abt 15 min)
Add salt and most important paneer peices ...
Ta-da..... Panner Butter Masala is ready ......

P.S.: This recipe is purely coincidental and does not bear any resemblance to Tarla Dalal or Sanjeev Kapoor :)

P OO J A ? P U J A?

pooja saraf is my next room neighbor
right now her boss is making her do a lot of labor
earlier she used to come at seven
and now even if she gets a chance to come by nine , she says "It feels like heaven"
her parents are looking for her soulmate
but being exhibited is a thing that she hates
she has a great sense of dressing..
but waking up in the morningat 5 to open the door for the bai is very harassing..
she is unable to handle her lens :P
her sis n jiaji are jains...
she loves to watch nagin..
she thinks the electricty people of hyd are very jhalim..
pooja o pooja...u r very sweet..
when are you giving me , loren n arti ur next treat ??

Varun , Me and IP

("Q") parrot ka face
<')) bird ka face
<')) \ mouse
(' ')~~~~~~~ a girl aur uski choti....
zzzzzzzzzzz
(",) raamu so raha hai
(:#) chup chap baitho
("g) a lolly
C:O] sardar.....
C :{] mucchad sardaar
:J) nose thoda teda hai londe ka..
:H ek hi daant hai
{*9*} ladki ko dekh ke aankhen chaha chaund ho gayi !
:-D,,,,,,,, dracula ke muh se khoon
B-() ek aankh badi ek choti...and also his lis r very thick
8-[) chasma mooche
8'(( chashma nahi pehan na mujhe...
8-8 chasma pehen ke itra raha ha
8-')) chashma pehan ke teri baaton pe hasi aa rahi hain..n khushi ke asson bhi..
8-D chasma pehen ke daant dikha raha hai
8-X yaar badun tere saamne toh bolti band ho gayi...but i m not going 2 lose this game...u r
b - ) ek aankh band kar ke tere haarne ka intezaa
>"o_o__o__o__o_o a centipede////.....
(,"){",} ek ladka ek ladki kukdoo koo
<"-"> ladki ke appa....aa gaye ..bhago...
<",> appa achhce hain
<'!'> appa dekh rahe hain sab kya chal raha hain..sambhak kar....
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samandar mein ek ladka

SADNESS FILLS ME

A tear plopped on my hand
I wish I had a magic wand

A few words I will mutter
And all my anxieties will flutter

But alas, god had some other plan
For he wished to test the inner strength of man

And so he made the most fragile part
And we know it by the name of HEART

It is hard to say what the heart feels
Even the mightiest of all, in front of it, kneels

Through heart we sing or dance
We try to be happy in life’s every chance

What would have been our life with no tears, just smiles
It would be like taking half a second to walk through a mile

Life is not at all rosy without the thorns
On the other side after every dark side comes a bright morn

Seconds come and turn into hours
What was not made for you will never be yours

Don’t expect too much from life
You will only end up cutting both your hands with a razor knife

BO X I N G BAG

I don’t mind being your boxing bag
As long as you don’t put on it a PRICE tag
I will be with u day or night
If u r the thread I will be the kite
Then came a time when i said what I shudnt
Tried hard as I might to take it back, but I couldn’t
To see you losing outta my life, I never imagined in my dream
Our bond turned thinner, all that could come out was a scream
With u gone like a wisp of air, the minutes turned into hours and hours into disparity
So-called friends came and went. They cried for me in the name of charity.
The line between good and bad, became thinner
And the world around me became meaner.
The path that I was treading on, I knew I couldn’t get lost, for I did not know where I was going
When u were there, through thick and thin, I was strong for you were my fighter Boeing
One misunderstood word crumbled the mightiest of relation
Ur friendship was the god’s best creation
Our paths will now never cross…
You have given me so much and taken so less, that I cannot calculate the gross…
Before I close my eyes, I want to say, you were my heart, my life
When you come up there I will be by your side…

Siddharth - a friend for all weathers :)

I am sorry I cannot come on your engagement
I met siddu when we were together doing management
He calls me by the name of cheeka reeka
Logo ki tang kaisi kheechna yeh maine usse seekha
My friend his fiancé is Suchi
I really wanted to come to baroda, sacchi muchi
My first impression of you was that of a tapori goonda
But then later I came to know that you are a very fine munda
May love prevail in your life
Suchi is perfect as your loving wife

Mehul - whose heart is definitely bigger than his stomach !#

He is the Xerox copy of chandler bing
Not many people know that his voice is good when he sings
He loves to gorge on food
His jacket covers me like a big hood
His favourite place was dairy den
Mehul, can you give on ip, the movie “ A few good men”
Friends are his life
All he seeks is Rachel as his wife
I know you want to hit me with a hammer
Because I haven’t given you your CD of krammer vs krammer
As monica is with cleanliness, you are with eco
With you around there’s always so much to seekho
I hope to see you again at central perk
Now will you remove off your face that silly sly smirk
May you be loaded with chocolate, mousse and ice creams
I wish that You realize all your lovely dreams

Anisha - whose love for dogs knows no limits ;)

She hates dogs
She always gives me the dhamki of frogs
I call her anish
I should put “A” to her name is what she wish
We call her mother india at times
She thinks Kinshuk n varun are total swines
She likes to roam after dinner every night
With varun on the left and bhawani on the right
She always comes in the mess with her patent blue velvet shawl
One thing missing from her life right now, is outgoing calls
She is one of the few girls who has her heads on her shoulder
This haryanvi is so strong, she can move a big boulder
Because of saying yes to her, Cognizant is at a loss
She is so smart she can confuse her boss
Her would-be-husband will be very happy
because like other girls she is not very snappy
her forte is that She is always ready to help
She puts the interest of others in front her own self

Varun - the ipod man :P

He is a very big crack pot
When I run after him, he never gets caught
He likes to walk alone with his i-pod
His hand is like a thick iron rod
I love to pull his cheeks
True friendship is what he seeks
He imitates kc prakash very well
At times he makes my life not less than a hell
He loves to tickle me
And then he shows his teeth and says eeeeee
He likes garlic bread
He can break anyone like a thin thread
His writing is very nice
He is more irritating than a mice
Sumana is his sister
To me , he is not less than a gangster
He loves to drink sprite
I cannot hit him, try as I might
His shoulder is the best
O VARUN, you are so different from the rest.

Mani - M O N E Y

Mani is his name
He treats life as a bloody game
Losing is not known to him
His hair badly needs a trim
He smiles when I throw his jacket on ground
And when I ask for a Cadbury , he makes no sound..
At times he is very stubborn
He will look good with a turban
Friends are his life
Right now he is searching for a good wife.
Patience is what he should have
His dressing is not at all suave
counter strike is his middle name
and people around him think the same
mani, you are not Shahrukh khan
but you are your family’s aan, maan and shaan

Kinshuk - who was there to support when the 1st case was filed against me :)

I scratch my head
I chew my pen

Thoughts don’t fall
Words seem small..

I fight with u everyday
Thinking it will end someday

I irritate u day and night
The look on your face is then a sight

You expect too much
I have never met a moron like u as such

God doesn’t now make idiots like u
I wish sometimes to sue..

It all started in sem2
When I was like Kinshuk who??

Birds chirped, buds blossomed
I could see the happiness in the surrounding mausam

Days flew by, with you by my side
U were the wall behind whom I could hide

The Clock ticked on
The alarm sounded its horn

Ego clashed
Relationship smashed

On my side, there were tears
By yours, were beers

The distance became too distant
To say what you felt, you became too hesitant

Friendship became blurred
It was like I was cursed

Then a silver lining came
And good friends we again became

Tears ruin the paper I m writing on
When we meet tomorrow I hope you don’t ask me aap kaun?

You were my friend, your are my friend, you will be my friend
Believe me when I say that its a never changing trend

Loren - the girl who changed my wardrobe ;)

She wakes up late
But is a very good mate
Painful is her throat
She forgot to return pallavi’s coat
She hates people who pull her cheeks
Success is what she seeks
Kinshuk on left, Priya on right
No obstacles, no fear in sight
Finance is her second name
UBS will bring her fame
Marriage she fears
She is always there to wipe my tears
She is a good friend
In fashion she follows all trend
Her drawer is full of Cadbury
She looks like a red strawberry
She studies with mani
I hope her life is always bright and sunny

Khushie- My Happiest Happiness

khushie you are my sweetheart
making you eat khicdi daily is a skillful ART.

you are my apple pie
my love for you is endless like the blue sky

I call you by many names, one of them is SONI
when you grow up you will have a bouncy shiny poni

may you be methodical like your nani is
be it books, food or shoes, nothing is amiss

may you be generous like your nana
he will bring daily and tell you to eat apple pineapple and a banana

may you be good with numbers like your mama
padh likh kar jaldi apne desh wapas aa jana

may you be a good bahu like your mummy
but don’t shout like her when you get a pain in your tummy

be calm and stable like your dad
a smile always stay on you and you be never sad

may you love books as much as your masi does
sab ko apni PJ se hasate reh tu bus

you are not a baby you are a miracle
may in your life there is no such word as Debacle

we miss your smile we miss your laugh
hope your sardi is okay after taking the garam garam waff

o my angel be a good girl
may your hair be straight with some curl

eat healthy, grow fast and come back to India
cos tujhe dekhe bina hume nahi aati nindiya