and that my friend is L!I?F,E.

You marry your best friend ! Its a beautiful life.

You marry your father's best friend's son. Its an arranged life.

You marry your enemy to take revenge. Its an Ekta Kapooristically life.

You marry your teacher. Its a disciplined life.

You marry your mentor. Its a guided life.

You marry your neighbor. Its a gossipiable life.

You marry your boss. Its an ordely life.

You marry your best friends sibling. Its a friendly life.

You marry a geek from your batch of '89. Its a studious life.

You marry a stud from your senior college. Its a flashy life.

You marry a business tryconn. Its a busy life.

LIFE is calling. Are you ready?

The magic wand !

Another one of those soap operas turned the clock by 20 years.
Its so easy right.
One fine Monday morning you wake only to find that you are not what you were yesterday. Your life moved forward, a full 20 years.
So what do you see?
Are you happy?
Are you rich??
Is the recession still there?
Is Mittal still the richest Indian in the world?
Or have the Dabbahwaalas over took him?
So did Saif and Karrena finally marry?
And what happened to Shahid then? Who finally became his better half?
Vidya , Sania or Priyanka??
Or is he still a bachelor??
Abhi-Aish baby took after whom??
Is he gorgeous like Aishwarya or does he take the looks after his father?
Is the Indian cricket team still there??
Did we ever win any of the 4 world cups that went by?
Or no one knows now what is cricket??
Has terrorism ended? Were the organizations like Al-Qaida still rampant?
Is the Kasab trial still going on?? After 20 years???
Do we still have outsourcing business in India??
Has the sabjiwaalas vanished?
Have they been swallowed by the giant retailers??
Does every gulli have a multiplex now??
Do people have houses to stay??
Does every person on this planet own a small cheap car?
What happened to the 2 wheelers?
Is there a tree around you?
Do u still wake by the cuckoos call next to your window/?
Is shahrukh khan still acting?
Or is his son dancing around the trees now?
Do people still travel in herds in local trains?
Is India still the largest democratic country in the world?
Do we still celebrate mothers day and fathers day?
Can you still say your national anthem, impeccably?
Do you know how many states are there in your country?
Or the number has run out of your counting reach?
Do we still give table under the money??
Or is it now done above the table itself?
Has hockey taken over as the Nation’s craze?
Or is it in the same dust laden state?
Do we still believe in god?
Do we now sign FRIENDSHIP contracts on papers?

I wish I had the power to see the today of the future.
I wish I had the magic wand.

I learnt a new chapter in my life today ..that is
Panner Butter Masala, also famously known as PBM
Its a very easy subzi to cook (provided your mom is standing next to you :) )
All you need is 2 normal sized onions's paste
Tomatoe paste (again 4 normal sized )
Garlic and chiili paste to add that extra spice (in the dish ;) only)
Mix all of this till you think you are wasting your eneergy by stirring the sppon in the kadai (that shud be abt 15 min)
Add salt and most important paneer peices ...
Ta-da..... Panner Butter Masala is ready ......

P.S.: This recipe is purely coincidental and does not bear any resemblance to Tarla Dalal or Sanjeev Kapoor :)

P OO J A ? P U J A?

pooja saraf is my next room neighbor
right now her boss is making her do a lot of labor
earlier she used to come at seven
and now even if she gets a chance to come by nine , she says "It feels like heaven"
her parents are looking for her soulmate
but being exhibited is a thing that she hates
she has a great sense of dressing..
but waking up in the morningat 5 to open the door for the bai is very harassing..
she is unable to handle her lens :P
her sis n jiaji are jains...
she loves to watch nagin..
she thinks the electricty people of hyd are very jhalim..
pooja o pooja...u r very sweet..
when are you giving me , loren n arti ur next treat ??

Varun , Me and IP

("Q") parrot ka face
<')) bird ka face
<')) \ mouse
(' ')~~~~~~~ a girl aur uski choti....
zzzzzzzzzzz
(",) raamu so raha hai
(:#) chup chap baitho
("g) a lolly
C:O] sardar.....
C :{] mucchad sardaar
:J) nose thoda teda hai londe ka..
:H ek hi daant hai
{*9*} ladki ko dekh ke aankhen chaha chaund ho gayi !
:-D,,,,,,,, dracula ke muh se khoon
B-() ek aankh badi ek choti...and also his lis r very thick
8-[) chasma mooche
8'(( chashma nahi pehan na mujhe...
8-8 chasma pehen ke itra raha ha
8-')) chashma pehan ke teri baaton pe hasi aa rahi hain..n khushi ke asson bhi..
8-D chasma pehen ke daant dikha raha hai
8-X yaar badun tere saamne toh bolti band ho gayi...but i m not going 2 lose this game...u r
b - ) ek aankh band kar ke tere haarne ka intezaa
>"o_o__o__o__o_o a centipede////.....
(,"){",} ek ladka ek ladki kukdoo koo
<"-"> ladki ke appa....aa gaye ..bhago...
<",> appa achhce hain
<'!'> appa dekh rahe hain sab kya chal raha hain..sambhak kar....
~~~~~~~~~('o')~~~~~~~~~
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samandar mein ek ladka

SADNESS FILLS ME

A tear plopped on my hand
I wish I had a magic wand

A few words I will mutter
And all my anxieties will flutter

But alas, god had some other plan
For he wished to test the inner strength of man

And so he made the most fragile part
And we know it by the name of HEART

It is hard to say what the heart feels
Even the mightiest of all, in front of it, kneels

Through heart we sing or dance
We try to be happy in life’s every chance

What would have been our life with no tears, just smiles
It would be like taking half a second to walk through a mile

Life is not at all rosy without the thorns
On the other side after every dark side comes a bright morn

Seconds come and turn into hours
What was not made for you will never be yours

Don’t expect too much from life
You will only end up cutting both your hands with a razor knife

BO X I N G BAG

I don’t mind being your boxing bag
As long as you don’t put on it a PRICE tag
I will be with u day or night
If u r the thread I will be the kite
Then came a time when i said what I shudnt
Tried hard as I might to take it back, but I couldn’t
To see you losing outta my life, I never imagined in my dream
Our bond turned thinner, all that could come out was a scream
With u gone like a wisp of air, the minutes turned into hours and hours into disparity
So-called friends came and went. They cried for me in the name of charity.
The line between good and bad, became thinner
And the world around me became meaner.
The path that I was treading on, I knew I couldn’t get lost, for I did not know where I was going
When u were there, through thick and thin, I was strong for you were my fighter Boeing
One misunderstood word crumbled the mightiest of relation
Ur friendship was the god’s best creation
Our paths will now never cross…
You have given me so much and taken so less, that I cannot calculate the gross…
Before I close my eyes, I want to say, you were my heart, my life
When you come up there I will be by your side…