Monday, May 25, 2009

and that my friend is L!I?F,E.


You marry your best friend ! Its a beautiful life.

You marry your father's best friend's son. Its an arranged life.

You marry your enemy to take revenge. Its an Ekta Kapooristically life.

You marry your teacher. Its a disciplined life.

You marry your mentor. Its a guided life.

You marry your neighbor. Its a gossipiable life.

You marry your boss. Its an ordely life.

You marry your best friends sibling. Its a friendly life.

You marry a geek from your batch of '89. Its a studious life.

You marry a stud from your senior college. Its a flashy life.

You marry a business tryconn. Its a busy life.

LIFE is calling. Are you ready?

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The magic wand !


Another one of those soap operas turned the clock by 20 years.
Its so easy right.
One fine Monday morning you wake only to find that you are not what you were yesterday. Your life moved forward, a full 20 years.
So what do you see?
Are you happy?
Are you rich??
Is the recession still there?
Is Mittal still the richest Indian in the world?
Or have the Dabbahwaalas over took him?
So did Saif and Karrena finally marry?
And what happened to Shahid then? Who finally became his better half?
Vidya , Sania or Priyanka??
Or is he still a bachelor??
Abhi-Aish baby took after whom??
Is he gorgeous like Aishwarya or does he take the looks after his father?
Is the Indian cricket team still there??
Did we ever win any of the 4 world cups that went by?
Or no one knows now what is cricket??
Has terrorism ended? Were the organizations like Al-Qaida still rampant?
Is the Kasab trial still going on?? After 20 years???
Do we still have outsourcing business in India??
Has the sabjiwaalas vanished?
Have they been swallowed by the giant retailers??
Does every gulli have a multiplex now??
Do people have houses to stay??
Does every person on this planet own a small cheap car?
What happened to the 2 wheelers?
Is there a tree around you?
Do u still wake by the cuckoos call next to your window/?
Is shahrukh khan still acting?
Or is his son dancing around the trees now?
Do people still travel in herds in local trains?
Is India still the largest democratic country in the world?
Do we still celebrate mothers day and fathers day?
Can you still say your national anthem, impeccably?
Do you know how many states are there in your country?
Or the number has run out of your counting reach?
Do we still give table under the money??
Or is it now done above the table itself?
Has hockey taken over as the Nation’s craze?
Or is it in the same dust laden state?
Do we still believe in god?
Do we now sign FRIENDSHIP contracts on papers?

I wish I had the power to see the today of the future.
I wish I had the magic wand.